{"id":29126,"date":"2016-04-26T09:14:15","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T08:14:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/?p=29126"},"modified":"2016-04-26T09:26:22","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T08:26:22","slug":"le-petit-jean-didier-na-pas-fini-son-travail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/?p=29126","title":{"rendered":"Le petit Jean-Didier n\u2019a pas fini son travail&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Peinture-Verte-V2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-29137 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Peinture-Verte-V2.jpg\" alt=\"Peinture Verte V2\" width=\"95\" height=\"108\" \/><\/a>Comme chacun sait, le petit Jean-Didier vient de commencer sa scolarit\u00e9. Il est \u00e9l\u00e8ve en maternelle (en moyenne section, tout de m\u00eame). Ce qu\u2019il pr\u00e9f\u00e8re, c\u2019est quand il y a peinture, peut-\u00eatre parce qu\u2019il a le droit de tacher ses habits sans que sa maman ne le gronde\u2026 Mais voil\u00e0, c\u2019est un mauvais \u00e9l\u00e8ve. Il ne finit jamais son travail.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Il avait dit qu\u2019il voulait tout peindre partout en vert. Pour ne pas faire comme les \u00e9l\u00e8ves pr\u00e9c\u00e9dents\u00a0? Pour imiter son papa politique\u00a0? Seulement voil\u00e0, il n\u2019a pas fini son devoir et au bout de deux ans il ne s\u2019y int\u00e9resse plus beaucoup. On lui a peut-\u00eatre dit que la peinture verte co\u00fbtait cher\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ensuite, il a voulu mettre des cam\u00e9ras partout pour voir ce que font les m\u00e9chantes gens. \u00c7a a \u00e9t\u00e9 tr\u00e8s excitant pour lui car, pour passer tous les c\u00e2bles n\u00e9cessaires dans le sol des trottoirs, il faut creuser partout et, pour r\u00e9pertorier les passages des tuyaux de gaz, il faut encore faire de la peinture, jaune cette fois, partout, partout, sur les trottoirs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Peinture-Jaune-x-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-29129\" src=\"http:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Peinture-Jaune-x-3-300x122.jpg\" alt=\"Peinture Jaune x 3\" width=\"268\" height=\"109\" srcset=\"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Peinture-Jaune-x-3-300x122.jpg 300w, https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Peinture-Jaune-x-3.jpg 616w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 268px) 100vw, 268px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/A.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-29131 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/A.jpg\" alt=\"A\" width=\"135\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a>Il a commenc\u00e9, mais encore une fois, il n\u2019a pas fini son travail. La peinture jaune s\u2019efface maintenant \u00e0 cause de la pluie, les tuyaux de gaz ne sont plus r\u00e9pertori\u00e9s et il devient extr\u00eamement dangereux de creuser les trottoirs \u00e0 l\u2019aveuglette. Le petit Jean-Didier, encore une fois, n\u2019a pas fini son travail. Il va falloir qu\u2019il recommence \u00e0 peindre en jaune partout, partout. Heureusement qu\u2019il aime bien \u00e7a, la peinture\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bien que nous soyons tristes de la scolarit\u00e9 si brouillonne de Jean-Didier, nous ne pouvons que nous r\u00e9jouir du non ach\u00e8vement de ces deux projets car, en tout \u00e9tat de cause, c\u2019est nous qui la payons sa peinture.<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=clamartcitoy\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comme chacun sait, le petit Jean-Didier vient de commencer sa scolarit\u00e9. Il est \u00e9l\u00e8ve en maternelle (en moyenne section, tout de m\u00eame). Ce qu\u2019il pr\u00e9f\u00e8re, c\u2019est quand il y a peinture, peut-\u00eatre parce qu\u2019il a le droit de tacher ses habits sans que sa maman ne le gronde\u2026 Mais voil\u00e0, c\u2019est un mauvais \u00e9l\u00e8ve. Il&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[120,319,318,82],"class_list":["post-29126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cameras","tag-gaz","tag-peinture","tag-videosurveillance"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"CCadminWP","author_link":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Uncategorized<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Uncategorized<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Cam\u00e9ras<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Gaz<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Peinture<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Vid\u00e9osurveillance<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Cam\u00e9ras<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Gaz<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Peinture<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Vid\u00e9osurveillance<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"2","relative_dates":{"created":"Publi\u00e9 10 ans il y a","modified":"Mis \u00e0 jour 10 ans il y a"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Publi\u00e9 le 26\/04\/2016","modified":"Mise \u00e0 jour le 26\/04\/2016"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Publi\u00e9 le 26\/04\/2016 09:14","modified":"Mise \u00e0 jour le 26\/04\/2016 09:26"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7cbn9-7zM","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29126"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29138,"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29126\/revisions\/29138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clamart-citoyenne.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}